mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
I’m like that. Either I forget right away or I never forget.
just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves and then die
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious